{"product_id":"a-die-hard-christmas-the-illustrated-holiday-classic","title":"A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic","description":"\u003ctable align=\"center\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"productDetailSmallElements\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReview Quotes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\"A very amusing and nostalgic way to cement the fact that \n\u003ci\u003eDie Hard\u003c\/i\u003e and Christmas go together in a weirdly cheerful way.\"-- \"Geek Mom\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBiographical Note\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tAuthor: Doogie Horner is a comedian, author, and illustrator. His comedy album \n\u003ci\u003eA Delicate Man\u003c\/i\u003e was an AV Club staff pick. His previous books include \n\u003ci\u003eSome Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware\u003c\/i\u003e of (Workman, 2016), \n\u003ci\u003e100 Ghosts\u003c\/i\u003e (Quirk Books, 2013), and \n\u003ci\u003eEverything Explained Through Flowcharts\u003c\/i\u003e (Harper Collins, 2010). He has watched \n\u003ci\u003eDie Hard \u003c\/i\u003e102 times. So far. \n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Illustrator: JJ Harrison is an illustrator of picture books, comics, and posters who lives in the haunted mountains of Utah. Despite thinking very little of his own work, somehow it is featured in some of the world's most popular art galleries and he enjoys the privilege of working with entertainment's top publishing companies. When he's not drawing he likes to skateboard, eat cereal, and play with dogs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher Marketing\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed \u003ci\u003eDie Hard\u003c\/i\u003e movie \u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAll John McClane wants for Christmas is to reunite with his estranged family. But when his wife's office holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation, he has to save her life before he can get home in time for Christmas! \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The unconventional fan-favorite movie \n\u003ci\u003eDie Hard\u003c\/i\u003e is now an illustrated storybook--complete with machine guns, European terrorists, and a cop who's forced to rely on all his cunning and skills (and the help of a fellow officer) to save the day. Based on the classic \"Night Before Christmas\" poem and filled with whimsical illustrations, this cleverly reimagined homage is destined to become a holiday classic. \n\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e*Contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContributor Bio:\u003c\/strong\u003eHorner, Doogie\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tDoogie Horner is a comedian, author, and illustrator. His previous books include A Die Hard Christmas, Some Very Interesting Cats Perhaps You Weren't Aware Of, and 100 Ghosts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContributor Bio:\u003c\/strong\u003eHarrison, Jj\u003cbr\u003e\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tJJ Harrison is the illustrator of the best-selling book A Die Hard Christmas as well as other picture books, comics, and posters. Despite thinking very little of his work, it is somehow featured in some of the world's most popular art galleries, and he enjoys the privilege of working with entertainment's top publishing companies. When he's not drawing he likes to skateboard, eat cereal, and play with dogs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Horner, Doogie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Insight Editions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePub Date:\u003c\/b\u003e 2017-10-24\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC:\u003c\/b\u003e Humor|Form|Parodies|Humor|Form|Limericks \u0026amp; Verse|Performing Arts|Film|General|Literary Criticism|American|General\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSubjects:\u003c\/b\u003e Terrorism|Stories in rhyme|Hostages|Picture books|Rescues|Humorous fiction|Christmas fiction|McClane, John (Fictitious character)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.81 lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781608879762\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eASIN:\u003c\/b\u003e -\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSKU:\u003c\/b\u003e SP-9781608879762\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Insight Editions","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52148211089689,"sku":"SP-9781608879762","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0913\/0380\/5209\/files\/827fe770-474d-406f-b9e5-cac129ec802e.jpg?v=1784489850","url":"https:\/\/westbindery.com\/products\/a-die-hard-christmas-the-illustrated-holiday-classic","provider":"West Bindery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}