I Need a New Butt!
I Need a New Butt!
Jacket Description/Back: A young boy suddenly notices a big problem--his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt?...
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Jacket Description/Back: A young boy suddenly notices a big problem--his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book--no ifs, ands, or butts about it! Biographical Note: Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand. Brief Description: A young boy notices that his butt has a huge crack and he sets off to find a new one. Publisher Marketing: "A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" -- Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it! "I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo." -- Storywraps |
Author: McMillan, Dawn
Publisher: Dover Publications
Binding: Paperback
Pub Date: 2014-09-17
BISAC: Juvenile Fiction / Readers / Beginner|Juvenile Fiction / Concepts / Body|Juvenile Fiction / Humorous Stories|Juvenile Fiction / Stories in Verse (see also Poetry)
Subjects: Fiction|Stories in rhyme|Buttocks|Juvenile works|Humorous fiction
Weight: 0.35 lbs
ISBN: 9780486787992
ASIN: -
SKU: SP-9780486787992
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