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What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-By-Month Guide for the Father-To-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not (Original)

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding: A Reassuring Month-By-Month Guide for the Father-To-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not (Original)

Biographical Note: A native of Ithaca, N.Y., Thomas Hill is a creative executive for Nick@Nite and TV Land. A veteran of Harvard, the United States Chess Federation, and fatherhood, Thomas...

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Biographical Note:
A native of Ithaca, N.Y., Thomas Hill is a creative executive for Nick@Nite and TV Land. A veteran of Harvard, the United States Chess Federation, and fatherhood, Thomas has five children and lives with his family in Verplanck, N.Y.

Review Quotes:
"While originally conceived as a parody on a certain familiar bestseller, this funny resource actually contains plenty of helpful advice..." (Kate Wallace, Atlanta Parent magazine)

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"...full of sound advice any father-to-be will appreciate." (Brett Cohen, Cape Cod Times)

Publisher Marketing:
In this classic parody, Thomas Hill presents the testosterone-inspired answer to the bestseller What to Expect When You're Expecting.

The third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding, is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next.

With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife--the main role of expectant dads--he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many, and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance.

New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include:
  • The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife
  • Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update!
  • Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes

What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends!
  • Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!)
  • Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags.
  • Cloth diapers: The debate is back!



Contributor Bio:Hill, Thomas
A native of Ithaca, N.Y., Thomas Hill is a creative executive for Nick@Nite and TV Land. A veteran of Harvard, the United States Chess Federation, and fatherhood, Thomas has five children and lives with his family in Verplanck, N.Y.


Author: Hill, Thomas
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Binding: Paperback
Pub Date: 2012-05-01
BISAC: Humor|Form|Parodies|Health & Fitness|Pregnancy & Childbirth|Humor|Topic|Marriage & Family|Reference|Personal & Practical Guides
Subjects: Fathers|Pregnancy|Childbirth|Husbands
Weight: 0.5 lbs
ISBN: 9781449418465
ASIN: -
SKU: SP-9781449418465

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